I was inspired this morning. I think Louie Spence is a fucking idiot, When I say think… replace the word with thought… Think makes the top of the blog sound more hard hitting. Never watched his show before on Sky, only seen him on chat shows etc… and he just annoyed the hell out of me, overly camp, can’t speak proper and comes across as a joke. I always tell people I cannot stand him.

I was flicking through the telly this morning, and Pineapple Dance Studio is on. There are so many annoying things about this whole concept, they make me want to blog seperatly about how fucking insanely annoying they are… But I won’t, because Louie won my respect. He is still an annoying, overly camp… lisping weirdo… BUT the TV show was actually showing him work, taking phone calls, sorting business… being sucessful at doing something. Yes, the ‘Something’ is bloody annoying, but I don’t know what it is about him, but he inspired me to want to be better.

I am not just looking for something to write on a slow news day, because this isn’t the news… and its not slow… and I don’t write things unless I feel compelled to do so… He genuinely made me feel like I can do better, I can work harder… I can get over stuff… and I can be the best Allan Lake that I can be… I’m going to become the best Allan Lake that is humanly possible… I think Louie Spence might already be the best Louie Spence he can be… And that will do…

I hope I get to meet the guy one day, just so I can say “Hey Louie, you annoyed me to brink of wanting to be you”…

So lesson number one today, look at what other people have got and how they got it… and use it to learn how to get what you want…

Lesson number two, be the best Louie Spence you can be.

I feel a slight panic as I feel like I have 4 days to make a decision about something… I don’t know that I am deciding on… Or why it has to be by the 31st… Although I laugh at people who bang on about wanting to change things in the new year, my OCD makes the 1st January a good time to start something… I want to start something on the 1st, I just don’t know what it is yet… and whether or not now is a good time to start anything… HMMMM… We can come back to this later…

Any, Louie Spence… You turned me!

Allan

Ps. I might give up smoking.