I’m sat in the Forest with a bottle of coke, don’t panic though! It’s only a 500ml bottle. It was a last minute decision to come to Centre Parcs in Longleat, but a good one. Clearly the most fun that you can have in the woods…. Without wood.

I came here to relax, chillout and have some fun, and i’ve had all those 3 things! I’ve still got nothing to say about the journey from self destruction, but I think that’s probably because I am totally on the self destruction wagon. I’m not getting wound up by small things I’m don’t mind criticism… And I generally feel at ease with life and the beautiful people that have stuck by me. I don’t ever mind the ones that gave up anymore

Going to Vegas next week as I am doing the red carpet reporting from the AVN awards show, it’s a big and hard gig but Fat Steve is coming with me, he thinks to work… And trust me, he will be… But it’s mainly to be my wing man for 4 days… I need him!. I hate the idea of going anywhere but the Isle of Wight at the moment, oh… And Centre Parcs.

I think one of the main reasons I have nothing interesting to report is because I’ve realised that a lot of things I think are just because I am over thinking… That’s a big part of therapy, telling your brain to shut the fuck up sometimes… As you can tell from the way this blog had gone, the therapy is working.

Honestly, I haven’t been in such a good place in so many years.

Speak next week from the USA… Also next week, my new project launches. It’s gonna be big… But it’s.not Radio!

Allan.